Look, we're all big boys and girls here. I'm not going to hit you with 3000 lines of legal mumbo-jumbo. In plain English, here's the scoop on HyperCGI:
HyperCGI is Lunchware
Version 1.0 of HyperCGI is lunchware. In other words, if you like it and decide to really use it, I request that you send me a check for $7.00. This will cover a nice-sized trip to Arby's -- usually 2 cheddar melts and an order of potato cakes and a large Dr. Pepper. If you like it but wind up not using it, you owe me nothing. Please help out a starving programmer and follow the Lunchware system!
Send the Lunch Money to:
Joe Warmbrodt
OneStop Desktop
2702 W. Alabama
Houston, TX 77098
For questions regarding HyperCGI, you can send me e-mail at joew@printnet.com.
Use at your own risk
I am not responsible for anything HyperCGI might do to your computer. If it crashes and you lose hours of work, tough. Use it at your own risk.
Redistribution
Please give HyperCGI to everyone you know, even if they don't have a computer or have never even heard of Hypercard. Your grandma: What better Christmas gift than HyperCGI? That smelly old guy that stands under the overpass and begs for change: Why not hand him a floppy with HyperCGI on it instead? And the next time you get pulled over by the police, be sure to have a floppy ready for the officer when he asks you for your identification. You are not allowed to sell HyperCGI under any circumstances. Thank you and have a nice day.
